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Labels: random i was fairly hardworking both yesterday and today.. finally finish four weeks of report today... dead tired.. met up with him today... unfortunately, private time was destroyed due to the presence of his friend...
darn, we are in dire need of private time... where we can talk anything under the sun... time seems to have distance itself from me... what a pity i cannot run after it...
or is it i'm feeling this way after the much filling dinner after an empty stomach for lunch...
i want to eat ice cream, but he doesn't want to...
things are not so common nowadays...
now i sound like a seemingly pathetic idiot who can't take control of their own emotions... its hard to be a woman... and its hard being a man... should i have just said, its hard being human???
reading mr aw's posts is terrific especially after hours of brain-squeezing any technical words i could find... how i wish it doesn't take that long to load... no offence mr aw, you seriously need an archive! keke... i've grab something funny from his blog... i hope you don't mind me sir!Clever marketing move:Create a story of how a boy becomes fascinated with killer
whales. He carves a piece of wood into the shape of a whale's tail and wears it.
He grows up to be a killer whale-keeper at SeaWorld and becomes "hero" to the
little kids. The whales "respond" to him because he wears the pendant and is,
thus, their "friend". And you know how cute Killer Whales are, every kid wants
to be a friend of a killa whale. He gives wooden pendant to a selected kid who
"wants to become a vet when she grows up". Suddenly, the pendant is a symbol of
friendship that killer whales "recognise". Now every kid in the stadium wants
one. What to do? Sell them for 5 bucks each outside. How do I know they are
making big money? Flip the tail over and it says "Made in Indonesia" on a little
sticker.So this is what I'm gonna do when I get back:Film a little story about how a
little boy wants to become a geography teacher. He makes a pendant from a piece
of granite. Students respond to him because he wears the pendant and they
recognise that it is the symbol of friendship. And we all know how cute students
are. Every kid wants to be friends with a teenager. The pendant becomes a symbol
of friendship with students. Now everyone wants one. I'll be selling them at
Orchard MRT.
extremely hillarious!!!! ( in any case, that you don't get it, read it here
and it kills when you can't cheer someone up when they are down...
